May 2013
atomicpubes asked: Hooo shit. Had this tumblr for like three days and forgot you had one. So I shall follow. Thusly.
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bedquest:
dear fucking tumblr
this is a fucking bumblebee
this is a fucking bee
this is a fucking hornet
this is a fucking wasp
as you can fucking see the longer their legs are and the less fuzzy they are is equivalent to how fucking evil they fucking are
therapsid replied to your post: therapsid answered your question: Is it immoral to…
oh god that must be annoying as hell. dunno if it warrants shards of glass but I can understand your frustration. At least you won’t have to deal with them for long?
You bet. I mean, in a perfect world where one wouldn’t be institutionalized and where one actually had access to shards of glass, I...
therapsid answered your question: Is it immoral to put glass in your roommate’s bed?
depends on the reason, I think.
The reason is: you want them in excrutiating pain so they won’t sleep and will experience the slow decent into insanity that you yourself have experienced due to sheer lack of sleep because of their constant sleep-talking and snoring and lip-smacking.
Also, you hate...
Is it immoral to put glass in your roommate’s bed?
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Strange
While re-reading that ‘Our Father’ prayer in One Second After (disappointing book, by the way),
I realized that whenever I recite it in my head, I hear the prayer spoken as I heard it in church years and years ago—that is, by many people at once, all of them taller than me, in low, monotone voices, hissing the S’s in asynchronization
God Catholicism is creepy
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I REFUTE YOU THUS
*kicks rock*
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So today I spent roughly 6 hours watching Let’s Play [Horrific First-Person Computer Horror Game]s (on and off),
and for some reason, I feel like I’ve just indulged in a rather large slice of incredibly rich, dark chocolate cake.
It feels good.
“OoooOOOOOooo, physics-based boxes! Scary!!!”
– Mark 